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"Can you say synergy? Please, don't."

 
 
 
 
 

"Fans of shirts and shows will love this!"

 
 
 

"A wonderfully decent show."

 
 
 
 

"I like turtles."

About

Let’s do some shirt!

Welcome to the Splunk T-Shirt Company, Silicon Valley’s premier purveyor of top-quality tees and the 11th largest t-shirt company in the world. We’re ready to help you solve your biggest t-shirt challenges, whether you need five shirts, fifty or a whole heaping shirt ton.

 

 
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Shirt Show

Go behind the shirts at STSC.

Episode 1: The Intro

A new intern reports for duty as Shelly and the media team embark on a documentary project.

Episode 2: Sendur Out

After Shelly invites him to a brainstorming session, Sendur makes an abrupt career change.

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Episode 3: People People

An important new executive arrives at STSC as Tori takes a bold step up the corporate ladder.

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Episode 4: Friend Cake

Shelly's efforts to befriend Margaret are derailed by a faulty weapon from a galaxy far, far away.

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SHEL'S VIDS

The shirtiest in t-shirt marketing.

Introducing STSC

If you like t-shirts (or at least own one) you should know about the Splunk T-Shirt Company.

TSaaS

Stop wasting money on t-shirts! Our new subscription service scales as your needs change.

SHET

Feeling blue? Put a spring in your step with Splunk Happiness Enhancement Technology.

Shirt Talkin': Fan Mail

Check out our very first podcast. But please don’t mention the unmentionable shirt.

How to Sell a T-Shirt

Wanna crush your numbers? Check out these five tips. You won’t get them anywhere else!

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Be a Shirthead!

Here’s what happens when you blow your entire budget ⅕ of the way through a recruiting video.

SHIRTHEADS

We put the "t" in team.

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Shelly Kornbloom

VP Marketing Special Ops & Catering

Shelly is STSC’s most ardent evangelist. When he’s not selling t-shirts or mentoring young shirtmakers, he enjoys butchering foreign languages and photographing livestock.

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Tori

Media Studio Manager

Tori is the Media Studio’s operational hub. She has mastered Adobe Creative Suite, G Suite, MS Office Suite and a bunch of other sweet software. She’s also a skilled doodler.

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Frank

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Frank wandered into STSC one day, grabbed a desk and started Googling stuff. Today, he spends most of his time snacking and napping. He is Shelly's aide-de-camp.

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Reyna

Corporate Communications

When Reyna showed up at kindergarten in a power suit, it was clear she’d go far. If she’s not at work, Reyna enjoys commuting to work, reading work emails and thinking about work.

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Olivia

SVP Social Media Marketing

From Farcebook to Envygram, Olivia hearts social media. She feels #blessed for getting paid to do what she loves. She and her influencer pup @shirtdog enjoy #longwalks and finding great #selfie spots.

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Larry

VP Legal Affairs

Larry has been with STSC for years. He loves the people, the pretzels and the selection of pens. If his office door is closed, chances are he's memorizing courtroom scenes from movies and TV shows.

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Margaret

SVP Human Resources

A Silicon Valley veteran, Margaret is a true people person. Meetings are her happy place. When away from her “work family,” she loves banjo festivals, intimate 15-person dinners and the middle seat.

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Sendur

Intern

Sendur is a graduate of UCSD and holds an MBA in Finance from Cornell. Prior to joining the STSC internship program, Sendur worked at Morgan Stanley where he was VP for investment banking.

Like conferences almost as much as t-shirts?

Join us for Splunk .conf21 in person or in your pajamas.

October 18 - 21, 2021
.conf21 Las Vegas
October 19 - 20, 2021
.conf21 Virtual