“Is that so?” Dr. Claw retorts.
“Lots goes on here, things of all sorts.
Pills, insurance fraud, long prescriptions,
detailed bills beyond description!
I’m not being catty — this would make anyone batty.”
“If something goes wrong fixes take too long,
and if systems go down patients suffer and frown.”
“If you knew what they do with just one glimpse,
you’ll want to walk with a permanent limp.
Bad actors steal everything,
just to live like a rich king.
They’ll sell your information to an evil rogue nation,
or steal your prescription which cures constipation.”
“Splunk is a special kind of platform,
that can onboard data to perform.
You can search, detect and investigate,
to catch hacking hippos before it’s too late.
You can ingest data from any machine.
I know, I know that sounds extreme.”