The 12 Days Of Customas - the Splunk Remix

Every year, it gives me huge (festive) joy to write a holiday-themed blog post. Usually, this involves terrible dad jokes around yule log files, elfabytes and how everyone wants SOCs for Christmas. This year it is the time to dust off the twelve days of Christmas song, give it a dubious remix & retitle to make it about Splunk customers or customas (as it’s Christmas and customers - tenuous I know).

🌟 On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me 🌟

A Tesco food delivery

🌟 On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me 🌟

NASDAQ’s cloud journey

And a Tesco food delivery

🌟 On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me 🌟

Honda's shop floor

NASDAQ’s cloud journey

And a Tesco food delivery

🌟 On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 🌟

Rappi’s guarantee

Honda's shop floor

NASDAQ’s cloud journey

And a Tesco food delivery

🌟 On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 🌟

Fiiiiive Zo-om calls

Rappi’s guarantee

Honda's shop floor

NASDAQ’s cloud journey

And a Tesco food delivery

🌟 On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 🌟

Slack's cyber posture

Fiiiiive Zo-om calls

Rappi’s guarantee

Honda's shop floor

NASDAQ’s cloud journey

And a Tesco food delivery

🌟 On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me 🌟

Expo 2020

Slack's cyber posture

Fiiiiive Zo-om calls

Rappi’s guarantee

Honda's shop floor

NASDAQ’s cloud journey

And a Tesco food delivery

🌟 On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 🌟

Ecommerce at Lenovo

Expo 2020

Slack's cyber posture

Fiiiiive Zo-om calls

Rappi’s guarantee

Honda's shop floor

NASDAQ’s cloud journey

And a Tesco food delivery

🌟 On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 🌟

Walmart's data platform

Ecommerce at Lenovo

Expo 2020

Slack's cyber posture

Fiiiiive Zo-om calls

Rappi’s guarantee

Honda's shop floor

NASDAQ’s cloud journey

And a Tesco food delivery

🌟 On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 🌟

US Census Bureau

Walmart's data platform

Ecommerce at Lenovo

Expo 2020

Slack's cyber posture

Fiiiiive Zo-om calls

Rappi’s guarantee

Honda's shop floor

NASDAQ’s cloud journey

And a Tesco food delivery

🌟 On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me 🌟

Analytics at McLaren

US Census Bureau

Walmart's data platform

Ecommerce at Lenovo

Expo 2020

Slack's cyber posture

Fiiiiive Zo-om calls

Rappi’s guarantee

Honda's shop floor

NASDAQ’s cloud journey

And a Tesco food delivery

🌟 On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 🌟

Porsche’s streaming data

Analytics at McLaren

US Census Bureau

Walmart's data platform

Ecommerce at Lenovo

Expo 2020

Slack's cyber posture

Fiiiiive Zo-om calls

Rappi’s guarantee

Honda's shop floor

NASDAQ’s cloud journey

And a Tesco food delivery

If you’d like to know more, consider this Splunk customer e-book as our free holiday gift to you :-)

As always, thank you for reading. Have a wonderful Christmas and happy holidays from everyone at Splunk.

_{*( Photo by Elena Mozhviloon Unsplash)}

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Thanks!
Matt Davies