Time goes by. More slowly.

Did you know the earth, in addition to warming, is slowing? We, the early Global Slowing movement, are raising awareness of this issue here at Splunk.

So dire is the threat that time itself is being distorted by this world-wide phenomenon. To compensate, authorities have declared a Leap Second to protect us from slowing rotational patterns.

Therefore, the Global Slowing movement beseeches you to use this extra second wisely. Join us as we protest this travesty with a shot at exactly midnight GMT (16:00 PST) on the south side.

Remember, it’s like it never was. What happens on the leap second, stays on the leap second.

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